Bloody grinding~

I just heard the most absurd thing on radio. Sue's on with her usual invites for the audience to call her with a secret/scandal, and this guy, with a deep voice, called up with this really really hilarious experience of his. I swear this is the hardest I've laughed in six months!!
Here's an excerpt on part of his convo w Su:

Guy: I was clubbing that night when a really hot girl started dancing very closely to me.
Su: Ooh nice!!
Guy: Then you know some girls, when they dance very close, it's like grinding, you know, it was very close and she was practically grinding me the whole night.
Su: Wow, lucky you!
Guy: Yeah, she was dancing on my lap the whole night.
Su: Oh, then what happened? Did you get her number or something?
Guy: No, then when the night finished, and the lights came on, I couldn't find her, but then i looked down at my pants and there was this patch of red. (WTFF!! HAHA)
Su: EEEEEEEEEE!
Guy: Ya, there was this patch of red and I couldn't find her
Su: That time of the month,EEee! that's quite unlucky! (laughter)
Guy: Ya, and this pair of pants I wash 3 or 4 times already, but there's still a stain on it!! It's quite light, but u can still see it you know. Whenever I wear this pants my friends call it the Period Pants. (HAHa!! SICKKK!)

haha damn gross rightt!! And then the DJ offered to give him this Kotex gift bag which had a stain remover that he could use. and he was like. " You think I'm a girl ar!" haha wadever. I think he is damn SUAY!! ROFL~

Anyway that was super gross and hilarious. What a turn of emotions for me cos I was deep into the sweetest part of the Twilight book I borrowed. It's damn nice la. I really can't put it down..sighs. getting me into one of my I-wish-I-found-my-dreamlover moods again..

Okay anw that's a story for another day. :D